
Sure The Yankees Suck, But They’re in Chicago
by
Turkeyleg
on Tue 05 Jun 2007 09:26 AM EDT
One thing that has always bothered me about being a Mets fan
is the way many of my fellow Metropolitan supporters can only view the
ballclub’s success and/or failure in relation to the fortunes of those
pinstriped fellows up in the Bronx. Despite the fact that the Yankees and Mets
are not natural rivals, play in separate leagues and until 1997 never faced
each other as opponents, there isn’t a day that goes by here in the New York
Tri-State area in which some inferiority complex-addled Mets devotee won’t call
up a sports radio talk-show to badmouth the Yankees, bitch about their payroll to
a friend at the bar, talk shit around the water cooler at work or, even worse,
begin an obnoxious chant at the ballpark.
Just last week, when Barry Bonds was in town, I witnessed
the ugly side of this phenomenon. It was
the second game in the series against the Giants and Bonds had not started the
previous night’s game. Therefore, there
was a larger than average turnout that Wednesday night as fans swarmed Shea to
either see, cheer, boo, or just plain experience the wild, coast-to-coast
traveling freakshow that Barrymania has become.
So I’m sitting there in the mezzanine with my old man, and it’s
the sixth inning. The Giants are
batting, up by three runs, and what do I hear being shouted with great
intensity from behind me?
“Yankees suck! Yankees
suck!”
Now, I’m not about to debate the accuracy of that
statement. The Yankees surely and most
definitely do suck, and at the time of the chant they were 13 games behind Boston in the American
League East standings. Yet at the time the chant originated, the Yankees were in Toronto, visiting the
Blue Jays. They weren’t on the field in
front of me, or even in the same city.
So why did so many of my fellow Mets fans decide to join in the rowdy
chorus?
Because Mets fans are insecure. There, I said it.
No matter what our Mets do, they’ll always be
New York’s other team. When compared to the Yankees rich and storied history they’ll always be the annoying little
brother starving for attention, as the local papers continue to view Yankee
losses as preferable back page material to Mets victories. And as Mets fans there’s little we can do
about this besides vent and call the Yankees names.
So when thousands of fans decide to chant “Yankees suck! Yankees suck!” at a Mets/Giants game, what they’re
really shouting is “I’m insecure and resent the Yankees' success historically in
comparison to my own team’s lack thereof!” That’s
quite a mouthful, though, and doesn’t lend itself to the natural rhythms of a
chant. So until one of us is able to express
this point succinctly, we’re stuck with “Yankees
suck!” It’s a shame.
It’s a shame because when I head out to Shea to see the Mets
take on the Giants--when it’s likely Barry Bonds’ farewell series in New York and he’s
chasing the most hallowed record in the history of the game, I don’t want to
have to think about the Yankees. In
fact, if it weren’t for their appearance on the out-of-town scoreboard, I’m
fairly certain that I could go the whole game without thinking of them even
once. But this isn’t possible when those chants get going. And personally, I
want to let you all know that I’m sick of them.
I mean, sure, the Yanks and Mets play six games against each
other each season now. It makes for good
sports radio and newspaper fodder and gives the fans a chance to earn some
“bragging rights,” I guess. But make no
mistake, Mets Heads. These teams are not natural rivals. For the Mets, the Braves are a rival. The
Phillies, maybe. Maybe. But not the
Yankees. The Yankee rivalry exists only
in the minds of instigating sportswriters and us fans.
So please, I beg of you, Mets fans.
Let the chants rest. We’re the
New York Mets, and despite our mere two championships and spotty forty-five-year
history, that’s just going to have to be good enough for us. The Yankees are in Chicago anyway, and they
can’t hear your chant no matter how loud you yell.