Here on the east coast I don't read a lot about Seattle Mariners' OF Ichiro Suzuki but he may be funnier than our own Keith Hernandez!

His latest quote is from the other day:

“To tell the truth, I’m not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to,” Ichiro said through an interpreter. “If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying.”

Here are some more quotes from Ichiro, and here are some more.