by
Regis C.
on Tue 13 Mar 2007 11:32 AM EDT

We will now be devoting a whole section here at
Mets Heads to the quotes and misquotes of
Keith "Mex"
Hernandez.
Keith was my favorite Met when he played, but who knew he would continue to entertain long after his playing career was over.
We
welcome and encourage your entries which can include in-game
commentary, pre and post game banter, and any jargon that Keith chooses
to spit for that matter. The more outrageous the better, and you can
find them all in our new section
"Keithisms".
Accept no cheap imitations.
Check out the comments section for more or post your own!
I'll start with perhaps the most famous one in recent history, sorry Keith but I had to do it:
"Who is the girl in the dugout, with the long hair?
What's going on here? You have got to be kidding me. Only player
personnel in the dugout."
"I won't say women belong in the kitchen, but they
don't belong in the dugout. You know I am only teasing. I love you gals
out there, always have."
"I stand by those statements. I think this is a man's
game and I feel very strongly about it. And if anybody thinks when I
made that comment about women being in the kitchen, and takes it
seriously, well, get a sense of humor."